Tuesday, January 6, 2009

getting older faster

What with news of elementary schoolers performing sexual acts inside classrooms, it should come as no surprise to hear that a four-year-old boy, somehow angered by his babysitter, shot the babysitter with a shotgun. Hooray for stellar parenting and conscientious gun safety measures!

It won't be long before we start hearing about intrauterine bribery and prostitution among sextuplets.


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