My buddy Charles turned fort-- uh, thirty-five yesterday, and he seems ambivalent about it. I'm going over to his place today to rag him. He's making pizza; I'm bringing cheesecake. My heart, already overburdened, is going, "Noooooooooooo!"*
Happy 35, punk.
*If I'm not mistaken, Wikipedia (or some other possibly unreliable online source) notes that "Noooooooooooo!" (of varying lengths) is, along with "I've got a bad feeling about this," a line that occurs in every Star Wars movie.
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Thanks. I'll make sure to put extra onions on your pizza, my friend!
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