Thursday, November 26, 2009

imperative

Gotta remember: the turkey (currently brining in one of the downstairs fridges as I write this) absolutely must go into the oven by 1PM.

Or the universe as we know it will cease to exist.

And will be replaced by a universe that looks and behaves exactly like this one.

Except that all of the new universe's living creatures will emit a pleasant, chocolatey odor.


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2 comments:

  1. CharlesNovember 27, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    So... wouldn't you want to avoid putting the turkey in the oven by 1PM?

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  2. Kevin KimNovember 27, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    Only if I could be around to smell all that chocolate.

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