random poesy

1.

sometimes the quickest
route to the high road involves
taking the low road

2.

the king peered in his sandwich, said,
"While I quite enjoy the bread,
are you sure this thing is dead?"

3.

i have a squirrel gun
it fires
forty squirrels a second
i use it when i'm mad
at
the neigh
bors
sometimes when people are
getting on
my
nerves more
than usual
i
switch out the
regular squirrels
and load up with
zombie squirrels

4.

bork bork
snork snork
kek kek laaa
ming ming
pook pook
thung thung saaa

chiff eh duudwee
duudwee dee
freepo freepu
qwing mik pee

bork bork
snork snork
kek kek laaa
ming ming
pook pook
thung thung saaa

("Twinkle Twinkle" as sung on Neptune)


_